I am on a veritable mission to debunk the myth that a cranky old lesbian feminist cannot have a sense of humor. In this slim yet potent collection of essays – some as fleeting as breaking wind – I take issue with a posse of grievances brought on by North American culture. From young men wearing old man beards, to women’s pants made without pockets, to watery inspirational quotes set out like leg hold traps, I have my way with it all. 

From Botheration
Wine now has more complexity and depth than most of my significant relationships.

You’ll be relieved to know that botulinum toxin (BTX) is effective in restoring full lip competency. As long as I can still say ‘fuck off’, I figure I have full lip competency.

The average North American woman spends an estimated 55 minutes per day on her hair and makeup. The average North American lesbian feminist spends approximately four minutes on these activities, but that’s another – some might say tragic – story.

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